Garage Sale

A tattooed mother and her two daughters, one quiet eating an ice cream cone the other spoiled, outspoken and done up like a Barbie doll. An old black guy came looking for rakes, shovels and hoes. The man handed us two dollars, Zach handed him a green plastic rake.

We kept doing that, selling things that weren’t for sale. Marking down useless things collected and displayed on the lawn. I accepted an eight dollar check from a neighbor that I haven’t cashed yet and an army recruiter took a piss-soaked leather couch off our hands for twenty bucks. He actually had nineteen dollars and forty-two cents.

A stringy haired woman with heavy eyelids untangled gaudy grandmother jewelry in a plastic bin. “You’re in my light.” The fuzzy-headed teenager stopped hovering over his mother and ran towards Rainbow Drive, tearing leaves from our tree, throwing helicopter flowers in the street as cars sped by gawking at our cluttered garage.

“Switch me.” The mother maneuvered her three-legged walker, pushing her blonde daughter back so she could get at the next shelf. She ended up buying three seasons of a TV show on DVD and two nearly identical cross necklaces. Before they left the girl snatched one, “That’s mine!” I didn’t see which color.